Laxabon Prt. 1

I am warning you beforehand; This is going to be a graphic and nasty entry so do not read it if you are sensitive. I am posting this for two reasons; To have something to do and to remember the event for further notice. It will get updated during the day/evening.




[Gruesomeness starts here]

I am doing preparations for an examination tomorrow, which means that I have to completely devoid my gut and tummy of food. Hence I am drinking a laxative called Laxabon. I am bracing myself for a horrid experience. I enter the bathroom with my computer, a t-shirt, thick socks, a bag of sweets to suck on between the glasses of laxative (I was recommended to do that), the laxative, one normal drinking glass and my phone for timer on when to drink the stuff.

15:24 1st glass downed
I am surprised at the taste, which isn't as bad as I thought it would be. But it tastes salty and a bit like flower dirt and it feels a little that it isn't something I should be drinking if it wasn't for this thing. No chocolax here.

I realized I had forgotten to grease up my butt, so I greased it up nicely. Butt protection, YAY!

15:36 2nd glass downed
I am beginning to think that maybe I should have moved around more before I started taking it; it is supposed to work better than, and so far; nothing's happened. I wasn't eating much yesterday anyway; maybe there's nothing to get rid of? Considdering all I ate was 4 snickers bars and one can of premade fish buns.

15:46 3rd glass downed.
I am feeling ghost movement. If I had been eating much, I guess it would be coming now, but so far only air. My throat is getting a bit angry; it doesn't really like that stuff. I am feeling a bit full too so I'm not very confident about drinking at this speed... I try to drink slightly less so I won't be bothered too much.

15:56 4th glass downed.
Still nothing coming, but the taste is starting to get to me now. The water in the watering can I drank accidentally when I was 7 was tastier than this.

16:02
First sign of effect. It's only a little, but it's started at least.

16:08 5th glass downed
My tummy is a bit upset, as in it is reacting. I feel it the most when I drink and stir the thing around in my tummy. But other than that I can't feel much. I'm peeing though, so it's going through the system.

I was expecting it to hurt a little in my gut or in my butt. I've taken rectal laxative before, and it was stinging and annoying and painful, but this I can only feel in the sense that it's a bit hard to close up if I try, even though nothing's coming.

But; as usual when I ingest something my tummy has swollen up.

16:13
I think I've discovered the fish buns.

I need to put restrains on myself to not chew on the sweet. I'm used to chew on everything I put in my mouth but this is bad for to reasons to chew on; if I swallow it in pieces it will interfere with the laxatives, and it's bad for the teeth.

16:19 6th glass downed
Now my tummy is starting to rumble! The first liter is done. 3 left to go, one more before my recess. But there's still not much activity... And my thighs hurt. Being too bony it's not good sitting this long on the toilet. It's hard only sitting in my bed nowadays.

I wonder why I got the idea I might be able to leave here just because I have a while's recess?

16:25
Now things are happening. It starts to hurt in my gut, then I spew a little. I'm waiting for the second round to be prepared.

And it's done. Now I just have to wait the last 2 min before I start over again.

I guess I can feel comfort in that it only hurts right before it spews out; that means that what's troubling me most likely is in the large intestine which is where they'll be checking. It's a bit strange that they'll check me from both ends, but they don't check the small intestine. What if my issues are in there? I don't want to go through it again.

16:28 7th glass downed
And I am having more activity. I am feeling that I don't want to go through this ever again. It's very straining. I am thinking about watching a movie or something, but I don't know... Maybe I should save it for later?

I've decided to split this into two separate entries; one for each session. I am most likely gonna be very tired after this; considering I was tired already when I woke up today.

Not eating isn't very hard for me; considering I have issues eating as it is. The bad part is that I am probably gonna be very weak tomorrow not eating well for several days, and then nothing for two days.

16:40 8th glass downed
It's starting to pace up and I am loosing a lot from my tummy each turn. I guess that's good. But my tummy is hurting. Especially when I'm swallowing.

I'm getting cold too. And my legs hurt. I have to hold myself up with my hands every now and then to ease the pain.

16:50 9th glass downed
Looks like I have two or three glasses left. Nothing new at this point. My thighs still hurt, the laxative is still disgusting and I'm still cold.

17:01 10th glass downed
It's becoming more of a routine now. To top it all of in irony twists; I just got a call from a person about a home party for sex toys. Sorry to say, but that's the last thing I'd like to think about now, though a butt-plug might seem appealing. So that I can leave this toilet and ease the pain in my thighs.

17:13 11th glass downed
The last glass for this session. Feels good to be done with half of it. It isn't as bad as I thought it would be, but it's still not exactly a day on the beach. I'm cold, I'm in pain from sitting down (haha, I'm weak) and I still have to sit here until I stop shitting, which could be a while. Whoopeee...

I'll sign in later to tell the story.

//XXX