Monday, February 15

Laxabon Prt. 2

This is the second part of my too much information story. If you're still squeamish, don't read.





[Gruesomeness starts here]

19:02 1st glass of second round downed
Lukewarm it isn't too tasty. Not only is pretty much anything not very tasty lukewarm, geranium flower tasting water is - as you can imagine - much worse. It's like you have them in a vase, then put it in the sun a sunny summer day and then remove the flower and serve. Bleh! Thank heavens for the sweets!

I forgot in my first calculations that I would keep on squishing out stuff for one or two hours after I stop drinking the laxative. This means that I won't be done by 21 as I thought, instead I will be done closer to 23. Yay... I am going to reward myself with a nice shower and pretend this didn't happen before I go to bed, ensured that I am no longer effected by the stuff. I can't shower for too long though since I have to get up around 6 am.

19:12 2nd glass of second round downed
It has cooled down a little now and tastes slightly better... But it still is bad. Not disgusting, just bad. I have an even stream om small amounts of water coming out now. Sometimes I don't know if I'm pooping or peeing, sometimes I do both.

And my legs are numbing away. It's still painful though.

19:23 3rd glass of second round downed
I have changed my approach this time; instead of pulling down on the amount, I fill the glass as much as I can without spilling it when I move it. With that method I only have 2 glasses left, on the first liter. Then we have the second one... Bring it on! This time I am feeling the results already, which is promising in the sense that maybe I get off the hook earlier than expected. Not getting my hopes up though.

19:33 4th glass of second round downed
Oooh, tummy didn't like that! Maybe I should prolong the distance in between the doses? hurr... tummy not glad. Not glad at all.

19:44 5th glass of second round downed
It's getting more even with the let outs too. It's just poring right through. The last liter is prepared and I'll begin the first glass with the next glass. Feels refreshing to only have this last liter.

This is the first time I have drunk this much in a row. My butt is starting to get angry. Probably didn't have enough lotion on it. It's a bit late to reapply now since I am kinda busy...

19:55 6th glass of second round downed
Geh..! This one is warm too! Bleh. I am never gonna go close to those flowers ever again! Good thing I am not living with my mother; it's her favorite flower. Maybe this is a redemption for my sin of killing my own flowers? It's not like I mean to, but it's hard to keep them alive when 1. cats flipping them over and 2. I'm not at home. I should go get some cactus again.

20:06 7th glass of second round downed
Well, it's going down... halfway done now, more or less at least. I am not that happy. I long for my shower ant try to pass time at DeviantART.

20:18 8th glass of second round downed
Heh, forgot the time there a little. Tummy is not complaining, but my butt is; don't want to sit here any more. One glass left, maybe a half one after that. Then this shit is DONE! *can't wait*

It's drawing near! I am almost a bit excited to get the next one that will be the almost last one!

20:28 9th glass of second round downed
It's only a liiittle left in there now. I'll take it in another 10 min. Wooohoo!!! So tired of this shit!

20:38 10th glass of second round downed, LAST ONE!
Although it was barely half a glass, I'm done! Now I just to let it go through.

I suddenly realized I have been worrying about honey in the tea, but the sweets I am eating have cream in them! That might not be too good. I am going to be mad if it gets ruined because of that, especially since I could have done it without them!

Oh well... I'm sucking the last one right now. I will have to settle with that.

Well... I won't post much more in here now, unless something comes up, so...

G'night ya'll!

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