This is the second part of my too much information story. If you're still squeamish, don't read.
[Gruesomeness starts here]
19:02 1st glass of second round downed
Lukewarm it isn't too tasty. Not only is pretty much anything not very tasty lukewarm, geranium flower tasting water is - as you can imagine - much worse. It's like you have them in a vase, then put it in the sun a sunny summer day and then remove the flower and serve. Bleh! Thank heavens for the sweets!
I forgot in my first calculations that I would keep on squishing out stuff for one or two hours after I stop drinking the laxative. This means that I won't be done by 21 as I thought, instead I will be done closer to 23. Yay... I am going to reward myself with a nice shower and pretend this didn't happen before I go to bed, ensured that I am no longer effected by the stuff. I can't shower for too long though since I have to get up around 6 am.
19:12 2nd glass of second round downed
It has cooled down a little now and tastes slightly better... But it still is bad. Not disgusting, just bad. I have an even stream om small amounts of water coming out now. Sometimes I don't know if I'm pooping or peeing, sometimes I do both.
And my legs are numbing away. It's still painful though.
19:23 3rd glass of second round downed
I have changed my approach this time; instead of pulling down on the amount, I fill the glass as much as I can without spilling it when I move it. With that method I only have 2 glasses left, on the first liter. Then we have the second one... Bring it on! This time I am feeling the results already, which is promising in the sense that maybe I get off the hook earlier than expected. Not getting my hopes up though.
19:33 4th glass of second round downed
Oooh, tummy didn't like that! Maybe I should prolong the distance in between the doses? hurr... tummy not glad. Not glad at all.
19:44 5th glass of second round downed
It's getting more even with the let outs too. It's just poring right through. The last liter is prepared and I'll begin the first glass with the next glass. Feels refreshing to only have this last liter.
This is the first time I have drunk this much in a row. My butt is starting to get angry. Probably didn't have enough lotion on it. It's a bit late to reapply now since I am kinda busy...
19:55 6th glass of second round downed
Geh..! This one is warm too! Bleh. I am never gonna go close to those flowers ever again! Good thing I am not living with my mother; it's her favorite flower. Maybe this is a redemption for my sin of killing my own flowers? It's not like I mean to, but it's hard to keep them alive when 1. cats flipping them over and 2. I'm not at home. I should go get some cactus again.
20:06 7th glass of second round downed
Well, it's going down... halfway done now, more or less at least. I am not that happy. I long for my shower ant try to pass time at DeviantART.
20:18 8th glass of second round downed
Heh, forgot the time there a little. Tummy is not complaining, but my butt is; don't want to sit here any more. One glass left, maybe a half one after that. Then this shit is DONE! *can't wait*
It's drawing near! I am almost a bit excited to get the next one that will be the almost last one!
20:28 9th glass of second round downed
It's only a liiittle left in there now. I'll take it in another 10 min. Wooohoo!!! So tired of this shit!
20:38 10th glass of second round downed, LAST ONE!
Although it was barely half a glass, I'm done! Now I just to let it go through.
I suddenly realized I have been worrying about honey in the tea, but the sweets I am eating have cream in them! That might not be too good. I am going to be mad if it gets ruined because of that, especially since I could have done it without them!
Oh well... I'm sucking the last one right now. I will have to settle with that.
Well... I won't post much more in here now, unless something comes up, so...
G'night ya'll!
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Monday, February 15
Laxabon Prt. 1
I am warning you beforehand; This is going to be a graphic and nasty entry so do not read it if you are sensitive. I am posting this for two reasons; To have something to do and to remember the event for further notice. It will get updated during the day/evening.
[Gruesomeness starts here]
I am doing preparations for an examination tomorrow, which means that I have to completely devoid my gut and tummy of food. Hence I am drinking a laxative called Laxabon. I am bracing myself for a horrid experience. I enter the bathroom with my computer, a t-shirt, thick socks, a bag of sweets to suck on between the glasses of laxative (I was recommended to do that), the laxative, one normal drinking glass and my phone for timer on when to drink the stuff.
15:24 1st glass downed
I am surprised at the taste, which isn't as bad as I thought it would be. But it tastes salty and a bit like flower dirt and it feels a little that it isn't something I should be drinking if it wasn't for this thing. No chocolax here.
I realized I had forgotten to grease up my butt, so I greased it up nicely. Butt protection, YAY!
15:36 2nd glass downed
I am beginning to think that maybe I should have moved around more before I started taking it; it is supposed to work better than, and so far; nothing's happened. I wasn't eating much yesterday anyway; maybe there's nothing to get rid of? Considdering all I ate was 4 snickers bars and one can of premade fish buns.
15:46 3rd glass downed.
I am feeling ghost movement. If I had been eating much, I guess it would be coming now, but so far only air. My throat is getting a bit angry; it doesn't really like that stuff. I am feeling a bit full too so I'm not very confident about drinking at this speed... I try to drink slightly less so I won't be bothered too much.
15:56 4th glass downed.
Still nothing coming, but the taste is starting to get to me now. The water in the watering can I drank accidentally when I was 7 was tastier than this.
16:02
First sign of effect. It's only a little, but it's started at least.
16:08 5th glass downed
My tummy is a bit upset, as in it is reacting. I feel it the most when I drink and stir the thing around in my tummy. But other than that I can't feel much. I'm peeing though, so it's going through the system.
I was expecting it to hurt a little in my gut or in my butt. I've taken rectal laxative before, and it was stinging and annoying and painful, but this I can only feel in the sense that it's a bit hard to close up if I try, even though nothing's coming.
But; as usual when I ingest something my tummy has swollen up.
16:13
I think I've discovered the fish buns.
I need to put restrains on myself to not chew on the sweet. I'm used to chew on everything I put in my mouth but this is bad for to reasons to chew on; if I swallow it in pieces it will interfere with the laxatives, and it's bad for the teeth.
16:19 6th glass downed
Now my tummy is starting to rumble! The first liter is done. 3 left to go, one more before my recess. But there's still not much activity... And my thighs hurt. Being too bony it's not good sitting this long on the toilet. It's hard only sitting in my bed nowadays.
I wonder why I got the idea I might be able to leave here just because I have a while's recess?
16:25
Now things are happening. It starts to hurt in my gut, then I spew a little. I'm waiting for the second round to be prepared.
And it's done. Now I just have to wait the last 2 min before I start over again.
I guess I can feel comfort in that it only hurts right before it spews out; that means that what's troubling me most likely is in the large intestine which is where they'll be checking. It's a bit strange that they'll check me from both ends, but they don't check the small intestine. What if my issues are in there? I don't want to go through it again.
16:28 7th glass downed
And I am having more activity. I am feeling that I don't want to go through this ever again. It's very straining. I am thinking about watching a movie or something, but I don't know... Maybe I should save it for later?
I've decided to split this into two separate entries; one for each session. I am most likely gonna be very tired after this; considering I was tired already when I woke up today.
Not eating isn't very hard for me; considering I have issues eating as it is. The bad part is that I am probably gonna be very weak tomorrow not eating well for several days, and then nothing for two days.
16:40 8th glass downed
It's starting to pace up and I am loosing a lot from my tummy each turn. I guess that's good. But my tummy is hurting. Especially when I'm swallowing.
I'm getting cold too. And my legs hurt. I have to hold myself up with my hands every now and then to ease the pain.
16:50 9th glass downed
Looks like I have two or three glasses left. Nothing new at this point. My thighs still hurt, the laxative is still disgusting and I'm still cold.
17:01 10th glass downed
It's becoming more of a routine now. To top it all of in irony twists; I just got a call from a person about a home party for sex toys. Sorry to say, but that's the last thing I'd like to think about now, though a butt-plug might seem appealing. So that I can leave this toilet and ease the pain in my thighs.
17:13 11th glass downed
The last glass for this session. Feels good to be done with half of it. It isn't as bad as I thought it would be, but it's still not exactly a day on the beach. I'm cold, I'm in pain from sitting down (haha, I'm weak) and I still have to sit here until I stop shitting, which could be a while. Whoopeee...
I'll sign in later to tell the story.
//XXX
[Gruesomeness starts here]
I am doing preparations for an examination tomorrow, which means that I have to completely devoid my gut and tummy of food. Hence I am drinking a laxative called Laxabon. I am bracing myself for a horrid experience. I enter the bathroom with my computer, a t-shirt, thick socks, a bag of sweets to suck on between the glasses of laxative (I was recommended to do that), the laxative, one normal drinking glass and my phone for timer on when to drink the stuff.
15:24 1st glass downed
I am surprised at the taste, which isn't as bad as I thought it would be. But it tastes salty and a bit like flower dirt and it feels a little that it isn't something I should be drinking if it wasn't for this thing. No chocolax here.
I realized I had forgotten to grease up my butt, so I greased it up nicely. Butt protection, YAY!
15:36 2nd glass downed
I am beginning to think that maybe I should have moved around more before I started taking it; it is supposed to work better than, and so far; nothing's happened. I wasn't eating much yesterday anyway; maybe there's nothing to get rid of? Considdering all I ate was 4 snickers bars and one can of premade fish buns.
15:46 3rd glass downed.
I am feeling ghost movement. If I had been eating much, I guess it would be coming now, but so far only air. My throat is getting a bit angry; it doesn't really like that stuff. I am feeling a bit full too so I'm not very confident about drinking at this speed... I try to drink slightly less so I won't be bothered too much.
15:56 4th glass downed.
Still nothing coming, but the taste is starting to get to me now. The water in the watering can I drank accidentally when I was 7 was tastier than this.
16:02
First sign of effect. It's only a little, but it's started at least.
16:08 5th glass downed
My tummy is a bit upset, as in it is reacting. I feel it the most when I drink and stir the thing around in my tummy. But other than that I can't feel much. I'm peeing though, so it's going through the system.
I was expecting it to hurt a little in my gut or in my butt. I've taken rectal laxative before, and it was stinging and annoying and painful, but this I can only feel in the sense that it's a bit hard to close up if I try, even though nothing's coming.
But; as usual when I ingest something my tummy has swollen up.
16:13
I think I've discovered the fish buns.
I need to put restrains on myself to not chew on the sweet. I'm used to chew on everything I put in my mouth but this is bad for to reasons to chew on; if I swallow it in pieces it will interfere with the laxatives, and it's bad for the teeth.
16:19 6th glass downed
Now my tummy is starting to rumble! The first liter is done. 3 left to go, one more before my recess. But there's still not much activity... And my thighs hurt. Being too bony it's not good sitting this long on the toilet. It's hard only sitting in my bed nowadays.
I wonder why I got the idea I might be able to leave here just because I have a while's recess?
16:25
Now things are happening. It starts to hurt in my gut, then I spew a little. I'm waiting for the second round to be prepared.
And it's done. Now I just have to wait the last 2 min before I start over again.
I guess I can feel comfort in that it only hurts right before it spews out; that means that what's troubling me most likely is in the large intestine which is where they'll be checking. It's a bit strange that they'll check me from both ends, but they don't check the small intestine. What if my issues are in there? I don't want to go through it again.
16:28 7th glass downed
And I am having more activity. I am feeling that I don't want to go through this ever again. It's very straining. I am thinking about watching a movie or something, but I don't know... Maybe I should save it for later?
I've decided to split this into two separate entries; one for each session. I am most likely gonna be very tired after this; considering I was tired already when I woke up today.
Not eating isn't very hard for me; considering I have issues eating as it is. The bad part is that I am probably gonna be very weak tomorrow not eating well for several days, and then nothing for two days.
16:40 8th glass downed
It's starting to pace up and I am loosing a lot from my tummy each turn. I guess that's good. But my tummy is hurting. Especially when I'm swallowing.
I'm getting cold too. And my legs hurt. I have to hold myself up with my hands every now and then to ease the pain.
16:50 9th glass downed
Looks like I have two or three glasses left. Nothing new at this point. My thighs still hurt, the laxative is still disgusting and I'm still cold.
17:01 10th glass downed
It's becoming more of a routine now. To top it all of in irony twists; I just got a call from a person about a home party for sex toys. Sorry to say, but that's the last thing I'd like to think about now, though a butt-plug might seem appealing. So that I can leave this toilet and ease the pain in my thighs.
17:13 11th glass downed
The last glass for this session. Feels good to be done with half of it. It isn't as bad as I thought it would be, but it's still not exactly a day on the beach. I'm cold, I'm in pain from sitting down (haha, I'm weak) and I still have to sit here until I stop shitting, which could be a while. Whoopeee...
I'll sign in later to tell the story.
//XXX
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